Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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