Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Less talking, more tequila
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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