Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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