i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
accomplished twins. life is a go
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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