Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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