Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
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Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
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The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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