the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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