Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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