: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
The Olympian is in my bed
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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