You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
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She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
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It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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