Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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