When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
i've created a new STD.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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