I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
don't judge my taste in strippers
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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