Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
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Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
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A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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