JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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