***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
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The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
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Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
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