i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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