so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
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I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
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i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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