If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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