Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
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i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
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I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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