it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
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I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
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Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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