Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
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He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
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Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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