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what?
penguin condom
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
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oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
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You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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