OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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