We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Randomize
