D3 body, D1 cock
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Randomize
