But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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