FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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