Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I think my vagina is haunted
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I love you.
Bad choice
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