is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
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you will always have a special place in my vag
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
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There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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