Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
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I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
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He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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