i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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