I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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