$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
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She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
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