I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
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