hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
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The chlamydia really affected his face.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
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I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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