Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
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Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
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I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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