I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
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He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
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We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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