im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
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