we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
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