Even the bartender felt bad for me
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
Randomize
