she looked like the before picture.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
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You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
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WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
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