What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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