...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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