the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
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