I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
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