Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
dude i'm inner monologue high
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
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