I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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