just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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