my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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