Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
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there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
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I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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