Do you still have your period?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
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