I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
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Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
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i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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