we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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