note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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