windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
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I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
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Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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